Themes by Eris
4:48pm March 11, 2019

technohumanlation:

madfrisky:

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

woop there it is

4:38pm January 10, 2019

Still waiting for DLC of everyone’s Versus 13 outfits

Seriously I liked Noctis’ Versus 13 outfit, and the boys’ outfits are pretty fun too, especially Iggy’s open shirt ooo damn. Get on it Square Enix.

9:22pm December 5, 2018

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

3:09pm November 30, 2018

beyoncescock:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

saintbanglesthegazelle:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

melancholic-pie:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

Friendly reminder that the intro to Lion King….the non english bits leading up to the “circle of life” is not random yelling in *Africa voice* it is an actual language, Zulu, spoken by 10 million people, it is the most widely spoken language (out of 11) in the country of South Africa (1 out of the 54 countries in the continent of Africa, the continent home  to somewhere between 1500-2000 languages and around 3000 distinct ethnic groups)

this isn’t to say that you have to friggin learn the language to sing along with a disney film, it just means that you should be mindful, respectful, appreciative and respectful. don’t be yelling out whatever noise comes in to your head when you hear it

Ok but someone knows what does this say?

The lyrics before the english comes in…in “circle of life”

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it’s a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it’s a lion]
Ingonyama [It’s a lion]

Siyo Nqoba [We’re going to conquer]

Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw’ enamabala [A lion and a leopard come to this open place] (repeats)

[queue English lyrics]


I would like to further add that language has there own cultural nuances so something that can sound extremely meaningful in one languages may not sound as majestic when translated to another (I know this as someone who has an understanding of 5 languages and speaks 3 of them fluently) so if you are thinking “oh it ain’t that deep they are just yelling: the lion is coming!” dial it back

Worth noting that “lion” and especially the word Ingonyama is a very respectful word to talk about a Zulu king, especially in praise. It’s so heavily associated with royalty in isiZulu that a different word is used for an animal lion - Ibhubesi. This isn’t just announcing the arrival of an animal, it’s celebrating the arrival (or coronation?) of the king

/\ Whoop, I didn’t know this

This is so informative thank you so much

I’m glad this turned up on my dash, you wouldn’t believe how many people don’t know this. I was lucky enough to be in a school stage production of The Lion King which involved several different schools. I don’t have much memory of it but I remember being amazed and dazzled, so it must have been goid. My school got to learn and sing the parts in Zulu and it was awesome knowing I’d learned a little bit for another language.

2:38pm November 28, 2018
That’s the most dramatic eel I’ve ever seen

That’s the most dramatic eel I’ve ever seen

1:37am November 28, 2018
masterblaster:
“ theeasyvirtue:
“ masterblaster:
“ We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
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to big to use….?
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You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print...

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

@axel-draven-paine ; )

1:27am November 28, 2018

seatrench:

nicepost:

seatrench:

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

sorry the what? the what moray

the

bastardmoray

4:18pm November 27, 2018

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

king-with-a-necktie:

pikachatwentyfive:

cheskamouse:

softestvirgil:

sanderssidecanons:

soft-septiceye:

randomstuff-idontwannatalkboutit:

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

  • Article 13 just got passed.
  1. Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

Keep reading

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!

Because they still have to vote for it two more times.. maybe .. that’s why?

All you Americans who are saying “I dont live in europe, but…”

You do understand how the internet *works*, right? You *WILL* feel the backlash from this if things go through the way they are going now.

this needs to be spread. article 13 will effect the world.

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND STUPID THIS THING IS. STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM RUINING SOMETHING WE ALL RELY ON JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ITS IMPORTANCE.

9:55pm November 25, 2018

mesopelagic:

having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…

@axel-draven-paine All of our horned/antlered characters XD